Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Physics jokes

Two kittens are on a roof. Which one falls off first?
The one with the lowest mew.

The bartender says, "We don't serve tachyons in here".
A tachyon walks into a bar.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the universe.

Two neutrinos go through a bar...

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

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